1 00:00:03,742 --> 00:00:04,134 . 2 00:00:04,178 --> 00:00:06,136 [dramatic music] 3 00:00:06,180 --> 00:00:07,268 - Clear in back. - Copy. 4 00:00:07,311 --> 00:00:08,834 - All clear on the main hall. 5 00:00:08,878 --> 00:00:10,401 - Clear. - Clear. 6 00:00:10,445 --> 00:00:14,449 - The service road a quarter mile away is also clear. 7 00:00:14,492 --> 00:00:17,017 Hold on. There's a pigeon approaching. 8 00:00:17,060 --> 00:00:19,062 Hold the mission. 9 00:00:19,106 --> 00:00:20,107 Shoo. 10 00:00:20,150 --> 00:00:22,544 Shoo. Shoo. 11 00:00:22,587 --> 00:00:23,675 Shoo. 12 00:00:23,719 --> 00:00:25,764 - Great work with that pidge, officer. 13 00:00:25,808 --> 00:00:28,506 - Detectives, switch to channel five. 14 00:00:28,550 --> 00:00:30,204 Anyone else getting a sense Holt is upset 15 00:00:30,247 --> 00:00:31,727 about the new captain coming tomorrow? 16 00:00:31,770 --> 00:00:33,729 - It's bad. This morning he sighed for the entire length 17 00:00:33,772 --> 00:00:34,686 of our elevator ride. 18 00:00:34,730 --> 00:00:37,689 - [sighing] 19 00:00:39,952 --> 00:00:43,304 - I wonder who Wuntch is gonna stick us with this time. 20 00:00:43,347 --> 00:00:44,696 Clear. - Clear. 21 00:00:44,740 --> 00:00:45,871 - I'm sure it will be someone terrible, 22 00:00:45,915 --> 00:00:47,134 but we've had bad bosses before, 23 00:00:47,177 --> 00:00:48,483 and we've always managed to get rid of them. 24 00:00:48,526 --> 00:00:49,701 Let's just do that again. - Hey, listen. 25 00:00:49,745 --> 00:00:51,312 I'm taking this weekend off. 26 00:00:51,355 --> 00:00:52,443 Do you think you can have the new captain gone by Monday? 27 00:00:52,487 --> 00:00:53,575 I'm kind of over meeting new people. 28 00:00:53,618 --> 00:00:55,620 - Gone by Monday. Challenge accepted. 29 00:00:56,795 --> 00:00:58,449 Clear. - Clear. 30 00:01:05,152 --> 00:01:06,196 We got a runner. 31 00:01:06,240 --> 00:01:08,024 - NYPD, freeze! 32 00:01:08,068 --> 00:01:10,113 - Ugh! 33 00:01:10,157 --> 00:01:13,116 - Taking down the bad guys without breaking up our convo. 34 00:01:13,160 --> 00:01:14,552 That how we do it in the Nine-Nine. 35 00:01:14,596 --> 00:01:16,250 - You're going the wrong direction. 36 00:01:16,293 --> 00:01:17,555 - Damn it. All these hallways look the same. 37 00:01:17,599 --> 00:01:18,948 That was such a cool walk-off. 38 00:01:18,991 --> 00:01:21,951 [upbeat music] 39 00:01:21,994 --> 00:01:29,089 ♪ 40 00:01:39,011 --> 00:01:41,971 [rock music] 41 00:01:42,014 --> 00:01:44,495 ♪ 42 00:01:44,539 --> 00:01:46,541 - 'Sup? - What is happening? 43 00:01:46,584 --> 00:01:48,064 - Well, with the new captain coming in, 44 00:01:48,108 --> 00:01:49,413 this is my chance to reinvent myself. 45 00:01:49,457 --> 00:01:52,677 So say hello to Chuck Boyle, office badass. 46 00:01:52,721 --> 00:01:54,375 - Wait a minute. Is that Rosa's jacket? 47 00:01:54,418 --> 00:01:55,593 And follow-up question, 48 00:01:55,637 --> 00:01:57,334 does Rosa's jacket fit you perfectly? 49 00:01:57,378 --> 00:01:58,596 - [scoffs] You tell me. 50 00:01:58,640 --> 00:02:00,381 - You know, just put on a leather jacket 51 00:02:00,424 --> 00:02:01,860 and become a badass. 52 00:02:01,904 --> 00:02:03,732 You also need a chunky bracelet with fringe. 53 00:02:03,775 --> 00:02:05,647 - Wrong. Ever since Rosa gave me this baby, 54 00:02:05,690 --> 00:02:07,388 people have been treating me like I'm cool. 55 00:02:07,431 --> 00:02:08,519 The girl at the coffee shop 56 00:02:08,563 --> 00:02:09,781 even got the name on my cup right. 57 00:02:09,825 --> 00:02:11,740 It says "Charles," not "Cassie." 58 00:02:11,783 --> 00:02:13,481 - You know, I think it's less about the jacket 59 00:02:13,524 --> 00:02:15,004 and more about the fact that you're feeling confident. 60 00:02:15,047 --> 00:02:16,266 Maybe this cool version of Charles 61 00:02:16,310 --> 00:02:17,789 was in there all along. 62 00:02:17,833 --> 00:02:19,313 - Amy, I love you, but that's insane. 63 00:02:19,356 --> 00:02:20,444 It's a magic jacket. 64 00:02:20,488 --> 00:02:21,402 - Okay. - So just to be clear, 65 00:02:21,445 --> 00:02:22,881 you think we're dealing with 66 00:02:22,925 --> 00:02:24,405 a "Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants" situation here? 67 00:02:24,448 --> 00:02:26,233 - Don't know, not familiar. 68 00:02:26,276 --> 00:02:27,625 - You made me watch it. 69 00:02:27,669 --> 00:02:29,061 Look, there's no point in rebranding yourself 70 00:02:29,105 --> 00:02:31,455 for the new captain--or should I say "craptain"-- 71 00:02:31,499 --> 00:02:32,500 because they're not gonna be here 72 00:02:32,543 --> 00:02:34,110 for very long anyways, remember? 73 00:02:34,154 --> 00:02:35,285 - Peralta, stop it. I don't want to hear you bad-mouthing 74 00:02:35,329 --> 00:02:36,765 my replacement around the office. 75 00:02:36,808 --> 00:02:37,853 Do it surreptitiously. 76 00:02:37,896 --> 00:02:39,289 Watch this. 77 00:02:39,333 --> 00:02:41,639 I hear that new captain's a pill-popper. 78 00:02:41,683 --> 00:02:43,467 - They're on their way up. - Everyone hide your pills. 79 00:02:43,511 --> 00:02:44,903 - Brace yourselves. 80 00:02:44,947 --> 00:02:47,341 You're about to look into the face of pure evil. 81 00:02:47,384 --> 00:02:49,299 [elevator dings] 82 00:02:49,343 --> 00:02:51,214 - Ah, good morning, good morning, good morning. 83 00:02:51,258 --> 00:02:52,650 I'm Captain Julie Kim. 84 00:02:52,694 --> 00:02:53,999 - And I'm Chuck. 85 00:02:54,043 --> 00:02:57,046 If you want results, stay the hell out of my way. 86 00:02:57,089 --> 00:03:00,441 - Okay, wow, I guess I know who the office badass is. 87 00:03:00,484 --> 00:03:01,920 Anyway, I just want to say 88 00:03:01,964 --> 00:03:03,661 how excited am to be here at the Nine-Nine. 89 00:03:03,705 --> 00:03:05,446 I hear the best things about this place. 90 00:03:05,489 --> 00:03:07,883 From who? Madeline Wuntch, per chance? 91 00:03:07,926 --> 00:03:10,102 Oh, I've never actually spoken to Acting Commissioner Wuntch. 92 00:03:10,146 --> 00:03:12,496 I requested the posting through the C.O.P's office. 93 00:03:12,540 --> 00:03:14,977 I didn't prepare a speech, but a little about me: 94 00:03:15,020 --> 00:03:17,284 I was the first female Asian-American captain 95 00:03:17,327 --> 00:03:18,502 in the NYPD. 96 00:03:18,546 --> 00:03:20,200 My guilty pleasure is charity work. 97 00:03:20,243 --> 00:03:21,549 And what do I do for fun? 98 00:03:21,592 --> 00:03:23,507 Well, basically just design and build skate parks 99 00:03:23,551 --> 00:03:25,248 for marginalized communities; and that's me. 100 00:03:25,292 --> 00:03:27,076 - What a gigantic turd. 101 00:03:27,119 --> 00:03:29,557 - Agreed, an unformed pile. 102 00:03:29,600 --> 00:03:31,515 - I don't know; she seemed kind of awesome to me. 103 00:03:31,559 --> 00:03:32,516 - The thing is, she can't be awesome 104 00:03:32,560 --> 00:03:34,126 'cause she's here to replace Holt. 105 00:03:34,170 --> 00:03:35,693 - But she said as soon as his year in uniform is finished 106 00:03:35,737 --> 00:03:37,129 she's moving on. 107 00:03:37,173 --> 00:03:39,131 - [scoffs] That's a pretty generous interpretation 108 00:03:39,175 --> 00:03:40,350 of what she said, Amy. 109 00:03:40,394 --> 00:03:42,178 - As soon as his year in uniform is finished, 110 00:03:42,222 --> 00:03:43,484 I'll be moving on. 111 00:03:43,527 --> 00:03:44,485 - Okay, fine. It's exactly what she said. 112 00:03:44,528 --> 00:03:45,660 But she seems like a liar. 113 00:03:45,703 --> 00:03:47,139 Someone told me she's a pill-popper. 114 00:03:47,183 --> 00:03:48,358 - Pop-pop. 115 00:03:48,402 --> 00:03:49,359 - Well, she's not lying about her résumé. 116 00:03:49,403 --> 00:03:50,708 Did you know The Rock's character 117 00:03:50,752 --> 00:03:53,233 in "The Fast and the Furious" was based on her? 118 00:03:53,276 --> 00:03:55,060 Hobbs. Or Shaw. 119 00:03:55,104 --> 00:03:56,453 - She's not a Hobbs or a Shaw. 120 00:03:56,497 --> 00:03:57,933 If anything she's a Trevor. 121 00:03:57,976 --> 00:04:00,370 That the guy my mom dated after she divorced my dad. 122 00:04:00,414 --> 00:04:01,632 - So this is all about your daddy issues? 123 00:04:01,676 --> 00:04:03,112 - Step-daddy issues. This is a new thing. 124 00:04:03,155 --> 00:04:04,461 I'm complicated. 125 00:04:04,505 --> 00:04:06,507 Anyways, Trevor seemed perfect too, you know? 126 00:04:06,550 --> 00:04:08,378 He was nice to my mom, he drove a limousine, 127 00:04:08,422 --> 00:04:09,553 he would take us out to restaurants. 128 00:04:09,597 --> 00:04:11,251 But then my mom caught him cheating, 129 00:04:11,294 --> 00:04:12,948 and we never saw him again. 130 00:04:12,991 --> 00:04:14,906 So it turns out when people are too good to be true, they are. 131 00:04:14,950 --> 00:04:16,081 - That sucks, Jake, 132 00:04:16,125 --> 00:04:17,909 but I don't think Captain Kim is a Trevor. 133 00:04:17,953 --> 00:04:19,998 Oh really? She could have had her choice of any precinct. 134 00:04:20,042 --> 00:04:22,349 Why would she choose this lame temporary posting here? 135 00:04:22,392 --> 00:04:23,567 I'll tell you why. 136 00:04:23,611 --> 00:04:25,526 Because Madeline Wuntch sent her. 137 00:04:25,569 --> 00:04:27,136 - So what do we do? - I'm glad you asked. 138 00:04:27,179 --> 00:04:29,269 You know how she wants to have individual meetings with us 139 00:04:29,312 --> 00:04:31,183 to assess our "personal strengths" 140 00:04:31,227 --> 00:04:32,228 and help us "achieve our goals?" 141 00:04:32,272 --> 00:04:33,577 Stupid B. 142 00:04:33,621 --> 00:04:35,013 - I say we use those meetings to figure out why 143 00:04:35,057 --> 00:04:36,014 she's really here. 144 00:04:36,058 --> 00:04:37,015 She may seem perfect, 145 00:04:37,059 --> 00:04:38,887 but I guarantee there's a "but." 146 00:04:38,930 --> 00:04:41,368 And I'm gonna find that "but and drill down on it. 147 00:04:41,411 --> 00:04:42,673 - Come on, man. You have to know how that sounds. 148 00:04:42,717 --> 00:04:45,154 - Shut up, cool Charles. I hate this new dynamic. 149 00:04:45,197 --> 00:04:46,938 - Lieutenant, thanks for coming in. 150 00:04:46,982 --> 00:04:48,418 First off, do you have any questions for me? 151 00:04:48,462 --> 00:04:50,420 - Just one. Why would someone with your pedigree 152 00:04:50,464 --> 00:04:51,726 choose the Nine-Nine? 153 00:04:51,769 --> 00:04:53,380 - Well, why did you choose to stay here 154 00:04:53,423 --> 00:04:54,424 as long as you have? 155 00:04:54,468 --> 00:04:57,209 - This is my family-- second family. 156 00:04:57,253 --> 00:04:58,428 I have a wife and three kids at home. 157 00:04:58,472 --> 00:04:59,951 - Oh, please tell me you have pictures. 158 00:04:59,995 --> 00:05:03,477 - I may8 have one or two... hard drives at my desk. 159 00:05:03,520 --> 00:05:05,914 Let me grab them real fast, okay? 160 00:05:05,957 --> 00:05:08,351 - So, Captain Kim, I've been going through your files-- 161 00:05:08,395 --> 00:05:10,135 - And I've been going through yours, 162 00:05:10,179 --> 00:05:11,833 very impressive stuff. 163 00:05:11,876 --> 00:05:13,313 - Oh. - Not just the case work, 164 00:05:13,356 --> 00:05:14,314 but look at how they're organized, 165 00:05:14,357 --> 00:05:15,793 the penmanship, color coding. 166 00:05:15,837 --> 00:05:17,447 How do you get such straight margins 167 00:05:17,491 --> 00:05:18,883 on a hand-written document? 168 00:05:18,927 --> 00:05:20,972 - Oh, well, I like to say when it comes to margins... 169 00:05:21,016 --> 00:05:22,974 both: There's no margin for error. 170 00:05:23,018 --> 00:05:24,019 - [gasps] 171 00:05:24,062 --> 00:05:26,369 both: Ah-ha-ha-ha-ha! 172 00:05:26,413 --> 00:05:28,371 - So you supposedly build skate parks, huh? 173 00:05:28,415 --> 00:05:29,981 What are your three favorite tricks? 174 00:05:30,025 --> 00:05:33,158 - Oh, gingersnap, plasma spin, roast beef grab. 175 00:05:33,202 --> 00:05:34,508 What about you? 176 00:05:34,551 --> 00:05:36,640 - Ollies. And the roast beef one that you said. 177 00:05:36,684 --> 00:05:37,772 It doesn't matter. We're both skaters. 178 00:05:37,815 --> 00:05:39,251 Let's move on. - Well, I went over your 179 00:05:39,295 --> 00:05:40,470 recent evaluations, 180 00:05:40,514 --> 00:05:42,690 and I don't think you belong here. 181 00:05:42,733 --> 00:05:45,345 - Oh, I knew it. You want to get rid of me. 182 00:05:45,388 --> 00:05:46,563 Well, you know what? You can't fire me, 183 00:05:46,607 --> 00:05:48,522 because I quit-- metaphorically. 184 00:05:48,565 --> 00:05:50,045 Obviously, for medical insurance reasons, 185 00:05:50,088 --> 00:05:51,568 it's actually much better if do you fire me. 186 00:05:51,612 --> 00:05:54,354 - I'm not firing you. I'm impressed by your talent 187 00:05:54,397 --> 00:05:55,877 and record, and it just so happens 188 00:05:55,920 --> 00:05:57,531 have a friend in the FBI who is looking for 189 00:05:57,574 --> 00:06:00,098 an NYPD liaison officer. 190 00:06:00,142 --> 00:06:01,665 So what do you say? 191 00:06:01,709 --> 00:06:03,014 - So what did you say? 192 00:06:03,058 --> 00:06:05,016 - I told her I'd rather stick my entire head 193 00:06:05,060 --> 00:06:06,975 inside a giraffe's long blonde butt 194 00:06:07,018 --> 00:06:08,498 than accept a job offer from her. 195 00:06:08,542 --> 00:06:09,934 - Mm-hmm. - You said that? 196 00:06:09,978 --> 00:06:11,153 - In my head. 197 00:06:11,196 --> 00:06:12,197 In my mouth I said I would think about it 198 00:06:12,241 --> 00:06:13,460 and get back to her. 199 00:06:13,503 --> 00:06:15,113 She'll get the message when I dillydally. 200 00:06:15,157 --> 00:06:17,725 - Working with the FBI. That's your dream job, Jake. 201 00:06:17,768 --> 00:06:19,683 - First of all, my dream job is spy 202 00:06:19,727 --> 00:06:21,511 falsely accused of betraying his country, 203 00:06:21,555 --> 00:06:23,121 forced to work alone to clear his name 204 00:06:23,165 --> 00:06:25,210 by taking down the mysterious organization that framed him 205 00:06:25,254 --> 00:06:26,386 known only as S.H.A.D.E. 206 00:06:26,429 --> 00:06:28,257 Secondly, it wasn't a real job offer. 207 00:06:28,300 --> 00:06:29,693 She's up to something. - Mm-hmm. 208 00:06:29,737 --> 00:06:31,391 - Maybe she's just a nice person. 209 00:06:31,434 --> 00:06:33,915 I mean, she did seem genuinely interested in my kids. 210 00:06:33,958 --> 00:06:35,699 - Look, did any of you get a straight answer from her 211 00:06:35,743 --> 00:06:37,397 about why she's at the Nine-Nine, hmm? 212 00:06:37,440 --> 00:06:39,224 Right, me neither. But guess what. 213 00:06:39,268 --> 00:06:40,748 I called the C.O.P. office, 214 00:06:40,791 --> 00:06:42,532 and they said the form to transfer her here 215 00:06:42,576 --> 00:06:43,577 wasn't signed by them. 216 00:06:43,620 --> 00:06:45,535 It was signed by Wuntch. 217 00:06:45,579 --> 00:06:47,624 She lied. - Mm-hmm. 218 00:06:47,668 --> 00:06:48,712 - Just because Wuntch signed an order 219 00:06:48,756 --> 00:06:49,670 doesn't mean they know each other. 220 00:06:49,713 --> 00:06:51,236 - Will you wake up? 221 00:06:51,280 --> 00:06:53,413 That woman is a demon, and it couldn't be more obvious. 222 00:06:53,456 --> 00:06:54,718 - Oh, here you are. 223 00:06:54,762 --> 00:06:56,981 I have to say how great it was talking to you all, 224 00:06:57,025 --> 00:06:58,548 and I wanted to let you know about a party I'm throwing 225 00:06:58,592 --> 00:06:59,549 at my house tomorrow night. 226 00:06:59,593 --> 00:07:01,116 Are you interested? 227 00:07:01,159 --> 00:07:03,248 - Oh, well, we will think about it and get back to you. 228 00:07:03,292 --> 00:07:04,467 - Great. Just let me know. 229 00:07:04,511 --> 00:07:05,947 - Great. 230 00:07:07,165 --> 00:07:10,255 And now we dillydally. 231 00:07:10,299 --> 00:07:11,735 - Mm-hmm. 232 00:07:15,478 --> 00:07:15,652 . 233 00:07:15,696 --> 00:07:17,698 - What are you guys doing here? 234 00:07:17,741 --> 00:07:18,655 - What do you mean? We're going to the party. 235 00:07:18,699 --> 00:07:19,787 - You said you weren't coming. 236 00:07:19,830 --> 00:07:21,136 You said that Captain Kim was a Trevor 237 00:07:21,179 --> 00:07:22,311 and that she only invited us to earn our trust 238 00:07:22,354 --> 00:07:24,052 so she could have sex with our mom. 239 00:07:24,095 --> 00:07:25,140 - It was very confusing. 240 00:07:25,183 --> 00:07:26,924 - [laughs] I never said that. 241 00:07:26,968 --> 00:07:28,491 But it's not confusing. 242 00:07:28,535 --> 00:07:30,014 I mean, our "mom" is obviously the precinct, 243 00:07:30,058 --> 00:07:31,668 and Captain Kim having sex with the precinct 244 00:07:31,712 --> 00:07:34,192 is actually her teaming up with Madeline Wuntch to destroy it. 245 00:07:34,236 --> 00:07:35,846 It's a perfect analogy, Which I never used. 246 00:07:35,890 --> 00:07:37,369 - What's up, guys? 247 00:07:37,413 --> 00:07:39,067 Why are we standing around outside? 248 00:07:39,110 --> 00:07:41,199 - Is your walk different? Are you strutting? 249 00:07:41,243 --> 00:07:42,200 - Don't know what you're talking about. 250 00:07:42,244 --> 00:07:43,463 It's how I always walk, bitch. 251 00:07:43,506 --> 00:07:44,899 Let's roll. 252 00:07:44,942 --> 00:07:46,204 - Bitch? 253 00:07:46,248 --> 00:07:47,858 - Welcome. The bar is in the back. 254 00:07:47,902 --> 00:07:49,338 And they're coming around with food. 255 00:07:49,381 --> 00:07:51,296 I use the most wonderful catering company. 256 00:07:51,340 --> 00:07:53,603 They only hire ex-convicts to give them a second chance. 257 00:07:53,647 --> 00:07:55,039 - Oh, that's wonderful. 258 00:07:55,083 --> 00:07:56,258 - Get in here and meet everyone. 259 00:07:56,301 --> 00:07:57,694 Oh, Lieutenant, I want to introduce you 260 00:07:57,738 --> 00:07:59,087 to my old neighbor, John. 261 00:07:59,130 --> 00:07:59,957 He's the head of admissions at the Calder Academy 262 00:08:00,001 --> 00:08:01,568 in the Bronx. 263 00:08:01,611 --> 00:08:03,265 - Calder? That's the best elementary school in the city. 264 00:08:03,308 --> 00:08:05,485 Their mock trial team gets hired to work real cases. 265 00:08:05,528 --> 00:08:07,399 - And, Chuck, my friend from "Major Crimes" is here. 266 00:08:07,443 --> 00:08:09,663 You're gonna love him. - Maybe I will; maybe I won't. 267 00:08:09,706 --> 00:08:11,316 - Well, come on. Let's go. 268 00:08:11,360 --> 00:08:12,840 Oh, let me talk you coat. - No, I need it. 269 00:08:12,883 --> 00:08:14,581 - Oh, this way. 270 00:08:14,624 --> 00:08:16,365 - All right, I know what's going on here. 271 00:08:16,408 --> 00:08:17,932 You two still don't trust Captain Kim, 272 00:08:17,975 --> 00:08:19,150 and you're here to snoop on her. 273 00:08:19,194 --> 00:08:20,151 - I don't know what you're talking about. 274 00:08:20,195 --> 00:08:21,718 - Please. Look at your shoes. 275 00:08:21,762 --> 00:08:24,068 You only wear sneakers for their literal purpose: 276 00:08:24,112 --> 00:08:25,374 sneaking. 277 00:08:25,417 --> 00:08:27,202 - That's crazy. He's wearing perfectly normal-- 278 00:08:27,245 --> 00:08:28,986 - No, she's right. 279 00:08:29,030 --> 00:08:30,205 The clown shoes gave me away. 280 00:08:30,248 --> 00:08:32,337 - Okay, look, Captain Kim lied to us. 281 00:08:32,381 --> 00:08:34,296 There's something in this house that proves she's conspiring 282 00:08:34,339 --> 00:08:36,298 with Madeline Wuntch, and we're gonna find it. 283 00:08:36,341 --> 00:08:38,909 - [sighs] I am not letting you snoop around in her stuff 284 00:08:38,953 --> 00:08:40,171 and ruin this party. 285 00:08:40,215 --> 00:08:42,086 - Oh, okay. Well, good luck trying to stop us. 286 00:08:42,130 --> 00:08:44,306 - Oh, Jake. 287 00:08:44,349 --> 00:08:45,829 You don't know who you're dealing with, do you? 288 00:08:45,873 --> 00:08:47,004 I was a student chaperone 289 00:08:47,048 --> 00:08:49,659 at every dance from middle school on. 290 00:08:49,703 --> 00:08:51,618 I've stopped more horny teenagers from making out 291 00:08:51,661 --> 00:08:53,445 to Savage Garden than you can count. 292 00:08:53,489 --> 00:08:55,752 - Cool story, but we're not horny teens. 293 00:08:55,796 --> 00:08:57,101 We're horny adults. 294 00:08:57,145 --> 00:08:59,277 And tonight we're going all the way. 295 00:08:59,321 --> 00:09:01,279 Come on, Holt, let's shake this narc. 296 00:09:01,323 --> 00:09:02,716 - That's right, I am a NARC, 297 00:09:02,759 --> 00:09:05,283 a Nationally Accredited and Registered Chaperone. 298 00:09:05,327 --> 00:09:06,763 - So what grade are your daughters in? 299 00:09:06,807 --> 00:09:08,635 They're in sixth grade. 300 00:09:08,678 --> 00:09:12,552 Oh, wait, I'm sorry, that's their reading level. 301 00:09:12,595 --> 00:09:13,596 They're in second. 302 00:09:13,640 --> 00:09:15,511 - Wow. They sound quite impressive. 303 00:09:15,555 --> 00:09:18,732 - Oh good, the food. I'm starving. 304 00:09:18,775 --> 00:09:19,950 - Hello, Detective Jeffords. 305 00:09:19,994 --> 00:09:21,125 - Do I know you? 306 00:09:21,169 --> 00:09:22,736 - Ronald Palmer. 307 00:09:22,779 --> 00:09:24,781 You arrested me ten years ago. 308 00:09:24,825 --> 00:09:25,782 You testified at my trial. 309 00:09:25,826 --> 00:09:27,741 - Oh, hey. 310 00:09:27,784 --> 00:09:28,959 What have you been up to? 311 00:09:29,003 --> 00:09:30,004 - Prison. - Prison, yeah. 312 00:09:30,047 --> 00:09:31,440 I shouldn't have asked. 313 00:09:31,483 --> 00:09:34,225 - I spent ten long years thinking about what I would do 314 00:09:34,269 --> 00:09:36,793 if I ever saw you again. 315 00:09:36,837 --> 00:09:37,794 Lettuce cup? 316 00:09:37,838 --> 00:09:40,580 - Uh... 317 00:09:40,623 --> 00:09:43,147 - Oh, do you think I'm trying to poison you? 318 00:09:43,191 --> 00:09:45,846 Am I always gonna be a criminal in your eyes 319 00:09:45,889 --> 00:09:47,543 even though I've served my time? 320 00:09:47,587 --> 00:09:48,936 - No, no, no. 321 00:09:48,979 --> 00:09:50,328 I'm just not hungry right now. 322 00:09:50,372 --> 00:09:51,808 - Oh, you said you were starving. 323 00:09:51,852 --> 00:09:54,332 - Yes, John. Thanks for reminding me, John. 324 00:09:54,376 --> 00:09:56,639 - All right here we go, approaching the mail. 325 00:09:56,683 --> 00:10:00,600 Stay cool, and...doink. 326 00:10:00,643 --> 00:10:01,731 Now we've just got to find a private place 327 00:10:01,775 --> 00:10:02,732 to look at these. 328 00:10:02,776 --> 00:10:05,343 - Through here to the guest bath. 329 00:10:05,387 --> 00:10:06,649 - Ahh! - Seriously? 330 00:10:06,693 --> 00:10:08,129 The bathroom sneak-off? 331 00:10:08,172 --> 00:10:10,174 It didn't work for Dana McAlpin trying to smoke a joint 332 00:10:10,218 --> 00:10:11,523 at the Winter Carnival Dance, 333 00:10:11,567 --> 00:10:13,090 and it's not gonna work for you. 334 00:10:13,134 --> 00:10:16,180 Gimme the mail. 335 00:10:16,224 --> 00:10:21,185 You just chaperoned, O-W-N-E-D. 336 00:10:22,230 --> 00:10:23,535 - Spelling is never cool. 337 00:10:23,579 --> 00:10:25,625 - Wrong, that was extremely cool. 338 00:10:25,668 --> 00:10:27,801 Now I understand why you're "into her." 339 00:10:27,844 --> 00:10:31,500 - Now you understand? You officiated our wedding. 340 00:10:31,543 --> 00:10:32,632 Whatever. We need to figure out a way 341 00:10:32,675 --> 00:10:33,589 to get her off our tail. 342 00:10:33,633 --> 00:10:35,504 - Good luck with that. - Ahh! 343 00:10:35,547 --> 00:10:36,679 - What are you two doing over here, 344 00:10:36,723 --> 00:10:38,028 waiting for the caterers 345 00:10:38,072 --> 00:10:39,551 before they make their way into the crowd? 346 00:10:39,595 --> 00:10:41,945 - We're snooping on Captain Kim, but let me guess. 347 00:10:41,989 --> 00:10:43,251 She seduced you as well. 348 00:10:43,294 --> 00:10:45,383 - Is she doing that to people? - Not literally. 349 00:10:45,427 --> 00:10:47,472 - Oh, Michael, Norm, I didn't realize you arrived. 350 00:10:47,516 --> 00:10:49,910 Come with me, I want to make an introduction. 351 00:10:49,953 --> 00:10:51,346 - Don't worry, Jake. 352 00:10:51,389 --> 00:10:53,087 You're our friend; we're on your side no matter-- 353 00:10:53,130 --> 00:10:55,045 holy crap. 354 00:10:55,089 --> 00:10:56,568 Look at those chairs. 355 00:10:56,612 --> 00:10:57,831 - I know you two like to sit, 356 00:10:57,874 --> 00:10:59,746 and these are the most comfortable chairs ever. 357 00:10:59,789 --> 00:11:01,225 Give 'em a try. 358 00:11:01,269 --> 00:11:02,836 both: Ohh. 359 00:11:02,879 --> 00:11:04,272 - It's like there's something great at this party 360 00:11:04,315 --> 00:11:05,795 for everyone, even me. 361 00:11:05,839 --> 00:11:08,798 She's serving my favorite dessert: carrots. 362 00:11:08,842 --> 00:11:10,017 - Wait a minute. That's it. 363 00:11:10,060 --> 00:11:11,671 If there's something great for everyone, 364 00:11:11,714 --> 00:11:14,238 there's something great for the narc. 365 00:11:14,282 --> 00:11:16,719 Babe, hi. How are you enjoying the party? 366 00:11:16,763 --> 00:11:18,982 - Trying to chat me up? It won't work. 367 00:11:19,026 --> 00:11:20,897 Chaperone's code forbids fraternization 368 00:11:20,941 --> 00:11:22,246 with chaperonees. 369 00:11:22,290 --> 00:11:23,726 - Okay, fine, I'll just leave you alone, then. 370 00:11:23,770 --> 00:11:25,162 I really quickly did want to introduce you 371 00:11:25,206 --> 00:11:26,337 to someone, though. 372 00:11:26,381 --> 00:11:27,556 This is Margo. 373 00:11:27,599 --> 00:11:28,905 She's a friend of Captain Kim's. 374 00:11:28,949 --> 00:11:30,777 And apparently she invented a new type of binder. 375 00:11:30,820 --> 00:11:31,908 - What? 376 00:11:31,952 --> 00:11:33,257 - "New type of binder" seems reductive. 377 00:11:33,301 --> 00:11:34,911 Would you call a car a new kind of horse? 378 00:11:34,955 --> 00:11:36,086 - No. - This is the future 379 00:11:36,130 --> 00:11:37,261 of organization. 380 00:11:37,305 --> 00:11:38,610 - Oh, my God. Tell me everything. 381 00:11:38,654 --> 00:11:40,612 - And you've been chaper-powned. 382 00:11:40,656 --> 00:11:42,484 - What? - Nothing. Love you. Binders. 383 00:11:42,527 --> 00:11:45,095 - So Cap tells me you're in "Major Crimes." 384 00:11:45,139 --> 00:11:49,099 - Yeah, working something big. 385 00:11:49,143 --> 00:11:50,622 Can't tell you who our target is, 386 00:11:50,666 --> 00:11:53,190 but let's just say he's done a bunch of disturbing things, 387 00:11:53,234 --> 00:11:54,235 and he's on the Yankees. 388 00:11:54,278 --> 00:11:56,237 - [whistles] 389 00:11:56,280 --> 00:11:57,542 - You play poker? 390 00:11:57,586 --> 00:12:00,110 - Eh, used to, got tired of winning all the time. 391 00:12:00,154 --> 00:12:01,938 - [chuckles] Well, I have a weekly game. 392 00:12:01,982 --> 00:12:04,898 It's mostly Broadway stars and celebrity chefs, 393 00:12:04,941 --> 00:12:08,423 not exactly my crowd, but they are high rollers. 394 00:12:08,466 --> 00:12:09,946 Spot opened up; you want in? 395 00:12:09,990 --> 00:12:13,776 - I don't know, seems kind of lame, but I'll stop by. 396 00:12:13,820 --> 00:12:15,691 - [clicks tongue] 397 00:12:15,735 --> 00:12:16,866 - Excuse me. 398 00:12:16,910 --> 00:12:17,954 I know you from somewhere. 399 00:12:17,998 --> 00:12:18,999 Do you go to my gym? 400 00:12:19,042 --> 00:12:21,349 - Oh, nah. I work out in my garage, 401 00:12:21,392 --> 00:12:23,003 throw the tire around, 402 00:12:23,046 --> 00:12:25,179 grab a couple big ropes and do this. 403 00:12:27,659 --> 00:12:28,878 - Mm-hmm. 404 00:12:28,922 --> 00:12:30,358 Here's my number. 405 00:12:30,401 --> 00:12:32,490 Maybe I could come over some time and-- 406 00:12:32,534 --> 00:12:33,796 I don't know-- you could work me out. 407 00:12:38,801 --> 00:12:40,760 - Okay, we've got her meeting the mayor, 408 00:12:40,803 --> 00:12:43,197 her dog-sitting for Bo Obama, Malala giving her an award, 409 00:12:43,240 --> 00:12:45,025 but no photos of Wuntch. 410 00:12:45,068 --> 00:12:46,635 - That's because vampires don't appear on film. 411 00:12:46,678 --> 00:12:47,723 Perhaps we should be looking for 412 00:12:47,767 --> 00:12:49,769 a 17th-century woodblock print. 413 00:12:51,379 --> 00:12:53,511 - Good idea. Let's keep moving. 414 00:12:54,556 --> 00:12:56,036 - Hello? - She's coming. Hide. 415 00:12:56,079 --> 00:12:57,211 - Title of your sex tape? 416 00:12:57,254 --> 00:13:00,040 In here. 417 00:13:00,083 --> 00:13:02,956 - Hello. Is anyone up here? 418 00:13:17,361 --> 00:13:20,190 - Well, looks like we just found the key 419 00:13:20,234 --> 00:13:23,759 to exposing Captain Kim. 420 00:13:23,803 --> 00:13:25,282 - It's the key that's in her pocket. 421 00:13:25,326 --> 00:13:26,806 - Yes, obviously that's what I meant. 422 00:13:29,939 --> 00:13:30,157 . 423 00:13:30,200 --> 00:13:31,680 - We need to get that key. 424 00:13:31,723 --> 00:13:32,724 How are you at picking pockets? 425 00:13:32,768 --> 00:13:33,856 - Does this answer your question? 426 00:13:33,900 --> 00:13:35,249 - Whose wallet is that? - It's mine. 427 00:13:35,292 --> 00:13:37,033 But it came out so smooth I barely even felt it. 428 00:13:37,077 --> 00:13:38,513 All right, fine, I'm terrible at pickpocketing. 429 00:13:38,556 --> 00:13:40,471 But if she was distracted, I bet I could pull it off. 430 00:13:40,515 --> 00:13:43,083 Maybe you could create a drunken scene or something? 431 00:13:43,126 --> 00:13:45,172 - Why? What would my motivation be 432 00:13:45,215 --> 00:13:46,390 for such poor behavior? 433 00:13:46,434 --> 00:13:47,435 - I don't know. Anything. 434 00:13:47,478 --> 00:13:49,741 - No, I need something to draw from. 435 00:13:49,785 --> 00:13:51,439 Have I had a row with Kevin? 436 00:13:51,482 --> 00:13:52,832 Did something happen to Cheddar? 437 00:13:52,875 --> 00:13:54,877 Has a new captain moved into my precinct, 438 00:13:54,921 --> 00:13:57,706 usurped my position, and won the affection and admiration 439 00:13:57,749 --> 00:13:59,447 of people I've spent seven years 440 00:13:59,490 --> 00:14:00,840 building relationships with, 441 00:14:00,883 --> 00:14:03,755 people I once considered my chosen family, 442 00:14:03,799 --> 00:14:05,932 whom I foolheartedly hoped would provide me 443 00:14:05,975 --> 00:14:09,283 the unconditional support that I never got 444 00:14:09,326 --> 00:14:10,937 from my own flesh and blood? 445 00:14:12,721 --> 00:14:13,896 - I think you should go with the last one. 446 00:14:13,940 --> 00:14:14,897 - Yeah, the last one seemed good. 447 00:14:14,941 --> 00:14:16,072 - Yeah. - Yeah. 448 00:14:16,116 --> 00:14:17,291 - This is the best night of my life. 449 00:14:17,334 --> 00:14:18,596 People believe I work out with ropes, 450 00:14:18,640 --> 00:14:20,250 a mega-babe hit on me, 451 00:14:20,294 --> 00:14:22,426 and the bartender didn't assume I just wanted a Bay Breeze. 452 00:14:22,470 --> 00:14:23,950 - Hey, you, cool guy. 453 00:14:23,993 --> 00:14:25,908 Were you flirting with my girlfriend out back? 454 00:14:25,952 --> 00:14:27,910 - Calm down, hotshot. I'm taken. 455 00:14:27,954 --> 00:14:30,086 Look, I'll throw away her number. 456 00:14:30,130 --> 00:14:32,436 That's it, you and me outside. 457 00:14:32,480 --> 00:14:33,829 - Oh, brother. 458 00:14:33,873 --> 00:14:36,919 Come on, guys. I've got to go squash this bug. 459 00:14:36,963 --> 00:14:38,312 - Of course, at Calder we're not just looking 460 00:14:38,355 --> 00:14:39,704 for good students. 461 00:14:39,748 --> 00:14:41,619 We want compassionate members of the community. 462 00:14:41,663 --> 00:14:45,232 - Great. Terry has a passion for compassion. 463 00:14:45,275 --> 00:14:47,277 - Turkey pinwheel? - Oh, you're back again. 464 00:14:47,321 --> 00:14:49,976 You seem to working this one spot a lot. 465 00:14:50,019 --> 00:14:51,934 - Well, we're old friends, remember? 466 00:14:51,978 --> 00:14:54,589 I'll ask again, turkey pinwheel? 467 00:14:54,632 --> 00:14:55,633 - Why is there just one? 468 00:14:55,677 --> 00:14:57,461 - I made it special for you. 469 00:14:57,505 --> 00:14:58,636 - How is it special? 470 00:14:58,680 --> 00:15:01,161 - There's a little something extra in it. 471 00:15:01,204 --> 00:15:03,119 Wait, are you still suspicious of me? 472 00:15:03,163 --> 00:15:05,034 You don't think I deserve a second chance? 473 00:15:05,078 --> 00:15:06,427 - Impossible. 474 00:15:06,470 --> 00:15:07,950 Lieutenant Jeffords has a passion for compassion. 475 00:15:07,994 --> 00:15:09,821 - Yeah, you're right. 476 00:15:09,865 --> 00:15:12,433 You know what? I will take this pinwheel. 477 00:15:13,564 --> 00:15:15,131 Mmm, delicious. 478 00:15:15,175 --> 00:15:16,437 [chuckling] 479 00:15:21,485 --> 00:15:24,749 - Excuse me, but does it seem slightly warm to anyone? 480 00:15:24,793 --> 00:15:28,318 I feel it is quite warm. 481 00:15:28,362 --> 00:15:29,537 - What was that? 482 00:15:29,580 --> 00:15:30,842 You were supposed to cause a drunken scene. 483 00:15:30,886 --> 00:15:32,932 - I was. I raised the volume of my voice 9%. 484 00:15:32,975 --> 00:15:34,455 as inebriated people do, 485 00:15:34,498 --> 00:15:37,675 and I spoke of the resultant rise in body temperature. 486 00:15:37,719 --> 00:15:38,894 - Well, you need to do more. 487 00:15:38,938 --> 00:15:41,331 - More than that? Pfft, okay. 488 00:15:41,375 --> 00:15:43,551 Oh, I love this song. 489 00:15:43,594 --> 00:15:45,205 Oh, I'll have one of those. 490 00:15:45,248 --> 00:15:46,771 - That was more? 491 00:15:46,815 --> 00:15:48,686 - I paired a crab cake with a cooked Côtes du Rhne, 492 00:15:48,730 --> 00:15:49,731 like an animal. 493 00:15:49,774 --> 00:15:50,775 - Okay, we need a new plan. 494 00:15:50,819 --> 00:15:51,994 - No, no, I have just the thing. 495 00:15:52,038 --> 00:15:53,256 - It's gonna be too small again. 496 00:15:53,300 --> 00:15:54,562 You have to really-- 497 00:15:54,605 --> 00:15:55,476 - I'm going to throw myself down the stairs. 498 00:15:55,519 --> 00:15:56,520 - What? 499 00:15:56,564 --> 00:15:58,044 - Ahh! Augh! 500 00:15:58,087 --> 00:15:59,697 Ohh. 501 00:15:59,741 --> 00:16:01,699 - Raymond, are you okay? 502 00:16:01,743 --> 00:16:03,049 Someone call a doctor. 503 00:16:03,092 --> 00:16:05,660 - No need. I'm fine. I'm fine. 504 00:16:05,703 --> 00:16:08,097 - Look, man, I don't want any trouble. 505 00:16:09,316 --> 00:16:10,578 - She's gonna leave me, isn't she? 506 00:16:10,621 --> 00:16:11,927 - Oh, you're crying? 507 00:16:11,971 --> 00:16:13,363 - Of course she wants someone like you. 508 00:16:13,407 --> 00:16:14,712 You're so cool. 509 00:16:14,756 --> 00:16:16,540 - Thank you. It's true. - What's your secret? 510 00:16:16,584 --> 00:16:18,020 How can I become more like you? 511 00:16:20,762 --> 00:16:23,156 - Here. This is all you need. 512 00:16:23,199 --> 00:16:24,984 It will change your life. Trust me. 513 00:16:29,075 --> 00:16:31,033 - Did you just give away your magic jacket? 514 00:16:31,077 --> 00:16:33,035 - Oh, Terry, it wasn't the jacket. 515 00:16:33,079 --> 00:16:36,212 I realize now that Chuck was in here. 516 00:16:36,256 --> 00:16:38,867 I've had another man deep inside me this whole time. 517 00:16:38,910 --> 00:16:40,956 - Welcome back, Charles. - Oh, right away? 518 00:16:41,000 --> 00:16:42,871 It was the jacket. 519 00:16:57,059 --> 00:17:00,062 - Now let's see if you do know Madeline Wuntch. 520 00:17:00,106 --> 00:17:01,759 Gotcha. [dog growling] 521 00:17:01,803 --> 00:17:04,110 [dog barks] Oh, boy. 522 00:17:04,153 --> 00:17:05,850 Hey. 523 00:17:05,894 --> 00:17:06,895 Easy. 524 00:17:06,938 --> 00:17:08,462 [dog barks] 525 00:17:13,641 --> 00:17:14,859 [loud clanging] 526 00:17:14,903 --> 00:17:17,471 What happened? Am I okay? 527 00:17:17,514 --> 00:17:19,560 [people screaming] 528 00:17:19,603 --> 00:17:20,822 Oh, I see what happened. 529 00:17:20,865 --> 00:17:22,780 He went downstairs and killed everyone else. 530 00:17:22,824 --> 00:17:25,087 Phew. That worked out. 531 00:17:27,785 --> 00:17:27,959 . 532 00:17:28,003 --> 00:17:30,919 [somber music] 533 00:17:30,962 --> 00:17:37,926 ♪ 534 00:17:44,498 --> 00:17:47,066 - Terry. Terry. 535 00:17:47,109 --> 00:17:48,893 Terry, are you okay? 536 00:17:48,937 --> 00:17:50,895 - I'm fine. But that dog came right at me. 537 00:17:50,939 --> 00:17:52,375 And I have no idea why. 538 00:17:52,419 --> 00:17:54,203 - It looked like you had a lot of food in your pockets. 539 00:17:54,247 --> 00:17:57,250 - What? No. That's not true. 540 00:17:57,293 --> 00:17:58,729 This jacket never had any pockets. 541 00:17:58,773 --> 00:18:01,167 This is the style. - Oh, my God. 542 00:18:01,210 --> 00:18:03,386 You did think I was poisoning you. 543 00:18:03,430 --> 00:18:04,953 - I mean, you were the one who said he spent 544 00:18:04,996 --> 00:18:07,347 every day in prison dreaming of the day we'd meet again. 545 00:18:07,390 --> 00:18:09,349 - So I could prove to you I'd changed. 546 00:18:09,392 --> 00:18:11,220 - You said you put something extra in my food. 547 00:18:11,264 --> 00:18:12,308 - Love. 548 00:18:12,352 --> 00:18:13,353 - Well, you said it so creepy. 549 00:18:13,396 --> 00:18:15,485 Look, tone is everything, man. 550 00:18:15,529 --> 00:18:17,008 - I've been talking to a cinder block wall 551 00:18:17,052 --> 00:18:18,662 for the last ten years. 552 00:18:18,706 --> 00:18:21,839 I'm sorry if my social skills leave something to be desired. 553 00:18:21,883 --> 00:18:23,841 - That is a really good explanation. 554 00:18:23,885 --> 00:18:25,495 - Everybody, the dog's leashed up out back. 555 00:18:25,539 --> 00:18:26,714 Did anyone get hurt? 556 00:18:26,757 --> 00:18:28,759 - We're all fine, thanks to this guy. 557 00:18:28,803 --> 00:18:32,241 Tackling a pit bull without spilling your whiskey, badass. 558 00:18:32,285 --> 00:18:33,590 - Eh, it was nothing. 559 00:18:33,634 --> 00:18:35,026 His teeth couldn't even penetrate the jacket. 560 00:18:35,070 --> 00:18:37,942 - Hey, I have a spot opening in a weekly poker game. 561 00:18:37,986 --> 00:18:39,857 You interested? - But you said I could come. 562 00:18:39,901 --> 00:18:41,859 - I just think Broadway star Sutton Foster 563 00:18:41,903 --> 00:18:43,818 is gonna like the other guy a little bit better. 564 00:18:43,861 --> 00:18:45,385 - No. 565 00:18:45,428 --> 00:18:47,300 - Everybody, I am so, so sorry. 566 00:18:47,343 --> 00:18:49,040 I don't understand how Linus got out. 567 00:18:49,084 --> 00:18:50,433 I had him locked upstairs in my bedroom. 568 00:18:50,477 --> 00:18:52,566 I have the key right here. 569 00:18:52,609 --> 00:18:56,483 Wait, where's the key? 570 00:18:56,526 --> 00:18:58,049 - All right, quit joking around, guys. 571 00:18:58,093 --> 00:18:59,312 Who's got the key? 572 00:18:59,355 --> 00:19:00,878 - You broke into my bedroom? 573 00:19:00,922 --> 00:19:02,228 - Well, this wouldn't have been a problem if didn't have 574 00:19:02,271 --> 00:19:04,143 a vicious guard dog that's protecting her secrets. 575 00:19:04,186 --> 00:19:06,667 - Linus is not a guard dog, and he's not vicious. 576 00:19:06,710 --> 00:19:07,885 He was locked in my room, 577 00:19:07,929 --> 00:19:09,191 because she gets skittish around crowds. 578 00:19:09,235 --> 00:19:11,106 I just rescued him from a dog-fighting ring. 579 00:19:11,150 --> 00:19:12,107 [together] Aww. 580 00:19:12,151 --> 00:19:13,152 - Don't aww her, all right. 581 00:19:13,195 --> 00:19:14,631 She's a liar, and I have proof. 582 00:19:14,675 --> 00:19:16,807 Remember how she said she' didn't know Madeline Wuntch? 583 00:19:16,851 --> 00:19:18,635 Well, then explain why she has an email from her 584 00:19:18,679 --> 00:19:20,724 dated two weeks ago, subject: Raymond Holt. 585 00:19:20,768 --> 00:19:22,378 - Mm-hmm. 586 00:19:22,422 --> 00:19:24,641 - Peralta, why don't you read that email aloud for everyone? 587 00:19:24,685 --> 00:19:25,816 - Oh, you'd love that, wouldn't you? 588 00:19:25,860 --> 00:19:26,904 Wait a minute. Why would you love that? 589 00:19:26,948 --> 00:19:27,775 This is gonna be bad for me, isn't it? 590 00:19:27,818 --> 00:19:29,211 Amy, you read it. - No. 591 00:19:29,255 --> 00:19:30,995 - I'll do it, Jakey. - Oh, the old Charles is back. 592 00:19:31,039 --> 00:19:32,606 - "Julia, we've never spoken... 593 00:19:32,649 --> 00:19:34,085 - Mm-hmm, four words in, and it's already pretty bad for me. 594 00:19:34,129 --> 00:19:35,913 - "But your transfer to the Nine-Nine is a foolish one. 595 00:19:35,957 --> 00:19:37,480 "They are a dysfunctional precinct commanded by 596 00:19:37,524 --> 00:19:38,829 a rancid old prune, Raymond Holt. 597 00:19:38,873 --> 00:19:41,180 "But in recognition of your exemplary service, 598 00:19:41,223 --> 00:19:43,138 I will honor your wishes. Wuntch." 599 00:19:43,182 --> 00:19:45,314 - But then why are you at the Nine-Nine? 600 00:19:45,358 --> 00:19:47,316 - I'm here for you. - Aha! 601 00:19:47,360 --> 00:19:48,404 - Because you're my hero. 602 00:19:48,448 --> 00:19:49,797 - Oof. I am off today. 603 00:19:49,840 --> 00:19:51,929 - You overcame so much to become a captain. 604 00:19:51,973 --> 00:19:54,628 It made me feel like I could accomplish anything. 605 00:19:54,671 --> 00:19:56,282 So when the chance came up to work with you, 606 00:19:56,325 --> 00:19:57,413 I jumped at it. 607 00:19:57,457 --> 00:19:59,023 - But why not just tell me that? 608 00:19:59,067 --> 00:20:00,808 - Because you were so down about being in uniform, 609 00:20:00,851 --> 00:20:02,157 I didn't want it to come across as pity. 610 00:20:02,201 --> 00:20:06,205 - Oh, well, what a sweet and thoughtful moment, 611 00:20:06,248 --> 00:20:08,685 which would not have been possible without my meddling. 612 00:20:08,729 --> 00:20:10,078 - How dare you try to weasel out of this 613 00:20:10,121 --> 00:20:11,427 when the love of my life is splattered 614 00:20:11,471 --> 00:20:12,385 all over that room. 615 00:20:12,428 --> 00:20:13,560 - The chair? 616 00:20:13,603 --> 00:20:14,735 - Get her name out of your mouth. 617 00:20:14,778 --> 00:20:16,998 - Her name is the chair? - I warned you. 618 00:20:17,041 --> 00:20:19,957 - So you think things will be weird with Captain Kim? 619 00:20:20,001 --> 00:20:21,002 - Nah, she's so perfect. 620 00:20:21,045 --> 00:20:22,525 I'm sure she's already moved past it, 621 00:20:22,569 --> 00:20:23,744 and we'll have a great year together. 622 00:20:23,787 --> 00:20:25,702 - Yeah. - Yeah. 623 00:20:25,746 --> 00:20:27,748 - Captain Kim asked for an immediate transfer. 624 00:20:27,791 --> 00:20:29,837 She is no longer a part of the Nine-Nine. 625 00:20:29,880 --> 00:20:31,273 - What? - She said that she respected 626 00:20:31,317 --> 00:20:32,622 you all, but there was obviously 627 00:20:32,666 --> 00:20:33,928 too much history here 628 00:20:33,971 --> 00:20:35,234 and she'd always feel like an interloper. 629 00:20:35,277 --> 00:20:36,539 - Oh, man, you guys. 630 00:20:36,583 --> 00:20:38,280 I almost feel like this is all my fault. 631 00:20:38,324 --> 00:20:39,368 - Agreed. - What? 632 00:20:39,412 --> 00:20:40,413 You encouraging me. 633 00:20:40,456 --> 00:20:42,066 You kept saying, "Mm-hmm." 634 00:20:42,110 --> 00:20:43,546 - I was going through something difficult. 635 00:20:43,590 --> 00:20:44,721 You have no excuse. 636 00:20:44,765 --> 00:20:45,896 - He's kind of right, Jake. 637 00:20:45,940 --> 00:20:47,811 What was going on there? - I don't know. 638 00:20:47,855 --> 00:20:49,900 I guess I'm just overly paranoid 639 00:20:49,944 --> 00:20:51,511 from everything that's happened here, you know, 640 00:20:51,554 --> 00:20:53,513 with Kelly and Wuntch and Trevor and Rolf. 641 00:20:53,556 --> 00:20:54,905 - Who's Rolf? - Oh, mom my dated Rolf 642 00:20:54,949 --> 00:20:56,385 after she broke up with Trevor. 643 00:20:56,429 --> 00:20:58,996 He was also a limo driver, and he also cheated on her. 644 00:20:59,040 --> 00:21:01,956 [gasps] The problem is with limo drivers. 645 00:21:01,999 --> 00:21:03,087 - Babe, it's not. - It's not? 646 00:21:03,131 --> 00:21:04,175 - No. - Okay, thanks. I love you. 647 00:21:04,219 --> 00:21:05,612 - Look, man, I get it. 648 00:21:05,655 --> 00:21:07,309 There's no question we've been burned a bunch as squad. 649 00:21:07,353 --> 00:21:09,790 But you not giving someone the benefit of the doubt 650 00:21:09,833 --> 00:21:11,226 cost us a good captain. 651 00:21:11,270 --> 00:21:13,750 - I know. You're right. Look, I'm really sorry. 652 00:21:13,794 --> 00:21:15,274 - But your heart was in the right place. 653 00:21:15,317 --> 00:21:18,102 - And I had to pay Captain Kim, like, $3,700 in damages. 654 00:21:18,146 --> 00:21:19,626 - You did what? - The point is, 655 00:21:19,669 --> 00:21:21,018 everyone accepted my apology, Amy, right, Charles? 656 00:21:21,062 --> 00:21:22,542 - You betcha, Jakey. - See? 657 00:21:24,457 --> 00:21:26,546 - Not a doctor. - Shh.